almost a real person

secretlymartinfreeman:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

flashinglightsandecstasy:

becomingmasonrussel:

thejennaslope:

chat-with-quill:

ms-doodle-pants:

big-poppa-snorlax:

bearded-snorlax:

Holy shit

The One.

She is fighting invisible agents.

I’m really disappointed that this is so over sexualized because pole dancing is really cool

It should be a fucking olympic sport like with unitards and shit

You actually can’t wear leotards when pole dancing because you need the friction of your skin on your stomach against the pole to execute some of the moves. But I agree. Olympics.

Dude, the muscles

lmfao idk why but the girl in the background is funny to me because she’s like “omgomgomgomgomgomgyou’redoingitomgomgomgomg”

birdychuart:

Another brain wave idea. Why not combine two of the worlds most greatest things to ever exist: The world of Pokemon and Disney. Well, to be honest, I’ve always envisioned Meowth with fur like the Cheshire cat. Just the thought alone seemed of PURE AWESOMENESS. You guys can be the judge of that. Perhaps I’ll start a series… perhaps… not, perhaps?

Bla bla bla here is the prints made available por you! and shirts, and cases and stuff:

“I’M NOT ALL THERE MYSELF” 

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The Jack Donaghy way of life

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what’s going on

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littlemermaid-xo:

uncharteds:

fuckyeahloldemort:

Guys, remember that cat who looks like Voldemort? Now we know why.

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY THE POTTER FANDOM IS PERFECT