August 2012
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I hate how insecure and mopey I am without a boyfriend. I feel like there’s a big chunk of my life missing, kind of like I’m a chair missing a leg. And I hate it. I am a failure to independent women everywhere.
But sometimes I have these panic attacks that no one will ever love me and I won’t have any friends and I will die alone and no one will care.
July 2012
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kaydolfhitler:
My friend from germany made a twitter and I literally cry at all of his tweets
I hate it when my face is an egg.
Watching my parents use a computer
lmaogtfo:
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“I don’t like most people. I really, really don’t. I don’t like other people or a...”
– Amy Poehler (via softcoeur)
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starscamefallingonourheads:
phil7300:
being unfollowed hurts
cymbalta can help.
johngallagherjrs:
having kids seems like the most ungratifying experience like alright i’m gonna push a screaming bald alien looking thing out of my vagina (thereby ruining it forever) and lose hours upon hours of sleep taking care of it, pay for its education, food, clothing, and shelter and love it more than i love myself only to have it inevitably hate me and spend hours shut in its room...
failbag:
guys like to complain about how hard it is to get a girlfriend and how they’re always being put in the ‘friend-zone’
maybe if they actually TRIED building an attractive nest out of pebbles they would find a female to mate with before the harsh winter came, did they ever consider THAT
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