almost a real person

wrmercier:

What religion is this?

I don’t know, but I want in. “JESUS, I CHOOSE YOU!”

capndesdes:

Stanley Mogroin is my man. 

I want to make a ton of fake “Help this man/woman find a lover” posters and put them around my college.  Except knowing the types that go here, people would probably think they were real…

(Source: jazzymarielewis)

NO, ASH, NO! Step away from the emotionless one!

I thought he was 10 years old… maybe he had a growth spurt in there somewhere. 

I did this with my dog when I was a kid. It didn’t go so well. 

kayweb:

hannah-lynne:

wat

Quote:

“svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel” is not one word but two; “svangerskabsforebyggende middel”.
svangerskab = pregnancy
forebyggende = preventive
middel = agent
In English this of course would be three words and not two. In Danish a noun and it’s associated adjective turns into one word, however, a second noun will always be a new word.

I feel like this could create some odd situations in the bedroom… 

“Oh, baby, that’s hot.” 

“Mmmm, don’t stop.”

“I want you…”

“Wait, do you have the … thing?”

“What thing?”

“The svangerskabsforebyggende middel?”

(Source: 1000didyouknows)

You have cleared up nothing.

(Source: memewhore)

pruchy2:

Courtesy of my little brother

hahaa

I love stuff like this.